I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I used the boos, and not the booze, as motivation. That led to applause, which I drank up like an alcoholic. I need a refill."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I make love like I make coffee. Tuesdays and Thursdays I offer free refills."
"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."
"My name represents me, but it’s not who I am. It’s just a collection of letters. Unfortunately, none of them are love letters."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."