More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Flowers are aromatic and romantic, and they grow exactly the way love does—with plenty of light, and watered with affection."
"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."
"I spend all my time trying to capture the moment. And when I do, I'll interrogate and torture it."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"I just bought a bag of potato-chip-flavored air. I also bought a bed, but sleep wasn’t included. Thank God a cup of coffee is full of wakefulness."