There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, e... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"77 degrees in the fall feels cold, and 77 degrees in the spring feels hot. That’s why I’m selling year-round-nudity for half-price."
"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."
"Love is a process, either growing or shrinking, but never stagnant. My love for you was David, and now it is Goliath. Also, my love for you was Goliath, and now it is David."
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."