More quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."
"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."
"I love mankind; it's people I can't stand."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."