I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang... - Charles M. Schulz
"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."
"I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it."
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."
"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
"Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational."