I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
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"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I haven’t spent my time trying to duplicate my success. But only because I haven’t had any yet."
"I’m passionate about being compassionate. It takes a lot to give of yourself, and that’s why it’s such a gift—for both the recipient and the giver."