If a company won't hire you, why don't you start your own co... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If a company won't hire you, why don't you start your own company? Steve Jobs created jobs, he didn't apply for them. #Startup your dreams."
"If a company won't hire you, why don't you start your own company? Steve Jobs created jobs, he didn't apply for them. #Startup your dreams."
"A turtle is like a lizard in a bicycle helmet, and I think that’s romantic. That reminds me, I should write a love song called, “Dinner for two—plus one."
"Don’t ever let the sun set on our love. Not even if it’s so gorgeous it’d make a great postcard. $1.99, if interested."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"