More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. My love for her only looks clear there."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"Opportunity is not your opponent—it is your ally, but it’s hard to see that because opportunity is often camouflaged and hidden among danger and chaos."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."