Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."
"I'm here at The Container Store looking for something large enough to hold all my love for her. It's a flood, so I hope they sell Shipping Container Ships."
"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."