Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Only a fool would say they’re not a fool. Well, I am not a fool, which is why I say I am a fool."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"The goodbad news is she only stole half. The badgood news is she stole half. And when it’s love that’s been stolen, a hole the size of half your heart feels like the whole thing has been taken."
"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I’m making naked, and I’m making it by hand and other body parts. Next I’ll be making spaghetti, if my first cooking show hasn’t been canceled by then."