I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me... - Mae West

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"I'm single because I was born that way."

"Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided."

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before."

"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."