I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me... - Mae West

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure."

"When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better."

"Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from."

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."