I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me... - Mae West

"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."

"I never loved another person the way I loved myself."

"I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it."

"You are never too old to become younger!"

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."