"I saw someone who so closely resembled you that my heart started beating like a hummingbird's wings, and my mind flew back to where we were when we were we’re."
"Read her poetry before you make love to her. That way she’ll be asleep when you do. I’m as romantic as a rocking chair with wheels."
"It was a cold night, so I got a fire going. I lit a scented candle."
"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"In these modern times, the only sensible thing to be is nonsensical."