One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give f... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Only a fool tells people that only fools buy gold. In the coming future, I’d rather have fool’s gold than dollar bills. Ask Zimbabwe."

"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."

"The sun rose and tinted the sky rose, that floral red teeming with romance, and it filtered in thoughts of the love I used to have for her."

"Love is like war, except without all the blood and death and stuff."

"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"