More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My heart is spinning. Love is a tornado. Will you be my Kansas?"
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"
"I mined my clone’s thoughts. I hope he doesn’t mind."
"I’m late to dinner, but I’m early to being in love. I’m such a gentleman that I hold every door open—even if the guy sitting in the bathroom stall is protesting."