You haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen zero. You also ha... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen zero. You also haven’t seen nothing until you’ve seen all the love I have for politicians."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."
"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."
"We had a whirlwind romance. That’s what happens when you date a tornado. Hold on, I have to stop tweeting for a bit because Kansas keeps calling."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."