More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"The middle finger is a great body language tool for letting people know you’re upset. Poetry isn’t quite as effective in a fit of road rage."
"Steel wool—it’s not just for washing dirty dishes. It also makes great underwear material. It’ll cure that itch to take on a lover by making you scratch."