"Hide things everywhere. Forget about them. Find them randomly and feel surprised like a pirate finding buried treasure. Avoid scurvy. Love more."
"They say there are twelve steps to quitting something. But what if that something is playing with a slinky? Seems like you should be able to quit playing with a slinky using no steps."
"If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping."
"My past is black and my future is blank. My only canvas is the present. The best color to paint with is love."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."