More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"It’s true, I can’t make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage."
"I asked for info, and he offered it for a price. Now I’m selling him my security services, and if he doesn’t pay me, I’m going to give him a karate lesson—for free."
"Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable."
"Quicksand is nature’s way of saying slow down. Me pushing you in quicksand is my way of saying be still and let me love you. Isn’t it funny how a lasso looks like a noose?"
"I'm offering you love on a stick. If you'd like, you can grab it to go. It’s like a popsicle, only it won’t melt if you put it through hell like you did with you last boyfriend."