More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I need more frugality. I wonder where I can buy some."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"My love for you grows daily, and all it takes is exposure to your sunny disposition, coupled with watering it with coffee."
"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."