More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I have liquid lips, and my kisses are smooth as wine. Why pour you a glass when you can drink from the bottle?"
"Trying to hide my feelings to avoid getting hurt just ends up hurting not only myself—but also the person I am hiding my feelings from."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"When I go off the grid, my main source of light will be fireflies. Oh, and the glow that will come from the epic love poem I am writing for you."
"If love had feathers and tasted like dog food, then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. (This statement also defines my political beliefs)."