I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volca... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."

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