I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volca... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."

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"She said she loved me, and I believed her, because she was looking directly at another man when she said it."
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"I just invented a hug machine. It’s solar powered so you can use it when you feel depressed, like on a cloudy day. Shit."
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"Most people go to networking events to gain visibility. But in a crowded room, I’m trying to figure out how to become invisible. I network like the ghost of a chameleon."