I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"Poor is the man who thinks money makes him wealthy. Love is the true treasure, and the more you give away, the more you have."
"I’ll wear a maze on a necklace, dangling over my chest, because if you want to get at my heart, you have to be ready to lose yourself."