I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Bel... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."
"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"
"You can never be too early to stand around and wait. You can have a seat in this chair, after I cinch the noose around my neck and you kick it out from under my legs."
"I am a fisherman among farmers, and as a farmer what I grow is tired of waiting for her to love me."