I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Bel... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people."

"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."

"My feet are dense with dance. I move like I’m wearing concrete boots and I’m trying to tread water. If the music is salsa, I may start gargling."

"I peddle my wares as fast as I pedal my bicycle and petal my flowers, and that’s why my sales growth seems so slow. But given time, my brand will be in full bloom."

"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."