More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"Our love went from fly to flower to butterfly, and it was meant to beautifully flutter, not sit still on a shelf like a trophy to be collected."
"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."
"Relax. Just be. And be just."
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."