"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"Let us embrace each other like we have the arms of two chairs. Let us dance like our legs are those of a table. We should do dinner sometime."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."
"A can’t in a can—it’s carbonated failure that’s ready to drink. It tastes like the back half of love."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."