"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."
"Free running is wall dancing, and that’s why I do my best moves while sitting in a rocking chair. I like to relax dangerously."
"Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy."