I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it... - Jarod Kintz, I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

"I want to be happy and sad at the same time. Yeah, I know it sounds sappy."

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