More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to be strapped to a table, while a family of chickens argues over who gets to eat my legs."
"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want to get the words "Courage"and "Bravery"tattooed across my back, so people could associate me with those things as they read them while they chase me."
"I want to meet a guy named Art. I'd take him to a museum, hang him on the wall, criticize him, and leave."