I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and w... - Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."

"I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting his teeth, while a chorus of typewriters sings songs that praises the bananas for their wisdom, leadership, and their high levels of potassium."

"I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral."

"I want to end global hunger by feeding half the world’s starving people to the other half."

"I want to create a seventeen-syllable word that encompasses the human condition, and then use that word to form the world’s most perfect haiku."