More quotes by Jarod Kintz, I Want

"I want to spend less time talking about myself, and more time listening to what other people have to say about me."
"I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it."
"I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair."
"I want to write a poem about "Truth,""Honor,""Dignity,"and whether the toilet paper should roll over or under when you pull on it."
"I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married."