I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I woul... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"I was in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky. I would have held up my index finger, but I wasn't in love that long."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"Reading makes you ready for the world. A man who doesn’t read is a man who is easily deceived. You must find that man and make him sign a contract, and you must do it before Satan does. Trust me, the profits are HUGE!"
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I think eulogies are wasted on the dead. It’s the living who need to hear kind words spoken about them."