A lollygagger is a person choking on a lollipop. That works... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Gold is liquid sunlight frozen in time, and that’s why I love the way ice melts in vodka. I also love the way ice melts in vodka. I’ll have another shot, if you’ll reload the revolver."

"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."

"The world is a sad place today. I miss the good ol’ days. Gosh, why can’t I just go back to last weekend?"

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."

"I had a second friend come over to my house, and do you know what I called her? A refill. If relationships aren’t drinkable, why do we thirst for them so much?"