More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I know half, and I know two guys who each know half of half, so together we’re altogether. Let this be a lesson in networking."
"I feel like dancing. If I bring an extra wheelchair for you, would you like to join me?"
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."
"Great earrings would be little speakers, so she can hear better. Or maybe she just wasn’t listening all those times I told her I loved her."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."