More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day when you have no electricity you'll need a big stash to burn to keep yourself warm."
"I think I’m mouth blind and that’s why all food tastes bland. The only things that have any flavor are the words I love you."
"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"