More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To be angry is easy, but to forgive is hard. That's why to love is easy, and to love is hard. I try to be so hard that I'm soft, like a liquid rock, fluid and forgiving, but unmovable in my resolve."
"Last time I had sex I was so good I got a standing ovation. Well, actually, I just got the clap."
"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"Networking isn’t synonymous with partying. If you’re doing it right, partying seems libraryesque in comparison."