More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I watched the leaves change colors, and I thought, “People do that too. Their hair changes color as they age.” I remember that as my grandpa got older, his hair went from green to yellow to red, like a traffic light, only with slightly less honking."
"An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for."
"Microwavable ice cream is the future. Don’t wait for love to melt all over your crotch. Scoop some Ice Cream Soup today."
"If it’s the last kiss, we’d better make it last. I hope you don’t have anywhere to be, because I have the rest of my life free."
"If there’s gold in it, then the mine is mine. And if there’s no coffee in it, then the cup is yours."