More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Laughter is the sound of the soul dancing. My soul probably looks like Fred Astaire."
"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
"I drive as fast as four tire swings hanging from a tree branch in the middle of winter. I also make love with as much speed and rotation."
"My I love you was a measured response, like one gallon of coffee in one cup of sugar. It was just overflowing with an awakening of my soul."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."