Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. Yo... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."
"Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all sweaty because I’m training hard to show her how much I love her."
"I just bought a bag of potato chips. It was a smart buy, because when this world runs out of clean air, I’ll have plenty in that one little purchase."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the friendship of Steve Martin."
"She said she'd love me forever. That was two days ago, so I should probably ask her again if she still feels the same way."