More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"Both of the items were used in an attempted murder, but hers was a dagger, and mine was a baby’s rubber bottle nipple. That was the last time I took a stab at love."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Ink is drinkable and printable. The words “I love you” don’t take up much space, but they can quench your thirst forever."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."