You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day wh... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"You should save your hard-earned dollars, because one day when you have no electricity you'll need a big stash to burn to keep yourself warm."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"The trick to looking ageless is drinking 55 gallons of #FlashBangWowFuzz every 4-6 hours. 24-hour discounts available."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I need to be gentler, I said definitively to myself, as I clenched my fist and shook it in the air. Love takes flight like two powerful wings, but hits like a collection of feathers."
"Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating."