More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The heart pumps blood, a fluid, but it also pulses love, which is as liquid as a wave, and everyone wants a refill. My goal is to be a server."
"I’ve only been in love one time, I said as I held up my pinky finger. I could have held up my index finger, but I wasn’t in love that long."
"Apparently I’m transparent—with my feelings, not with my body. I’m an emotional ghost, and if you can’t see my love for you it’s because it’s dead."
"I don’t like breakfast, because I like things fixed and slow. Let’s just take our relationship morning by morning."
"I wrapped your birthday present in carpet, because I bought you a floor. It’s so you have something other than me to walk all over."