"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I don’t know what I’ll do until I know what you’ll do. I’m proactive with my preemptive reactive strategy."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."
"String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress."