A #startup is as fragile as a flower, and it needs a garden... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"A #startup is as fragile as a flower, and it needs a garden and a gardener to help it grow. Those gardens are called Business Incubators."
"A #startup is as fragile as a flower, and it needs a garden and a gardener to help it grow. Those gardens are called Business Incubators."
"He’s right-handed, so I told him to draw his self-portrait with his left hand, because it’d look so ugly it’d look realistic. Since he’s a DC politician, I figured a little reality was needed in his life."
"My heart can hold all the love you give me. If you need to quantify it to properly price it for sale, it would be one gallon."
"I make love like I make coffins—with my bare hands, alone in my garage. On sale through Thursday—Buy One Funeral, Get A Second One Free!"
"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."
"Is your Happy Meal full of dancing? Put a box around it and sell it to kids. They could use the exercise."