More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I knocked on her door twice. The second time was from the inside. That’s how love works. At first you want in, and then you want out."
"Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for."
"Tweeting is talking into the abyss, filling a void in your life by avoiding real human contact."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."