The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"Never let go of a good thing without a fight. Especially if that good thing is a pair of boxing gloves."
"Dinner was a riot, but the food was bland, so I doused it with pepper spray. The chef wanted to protest, but he didn’t, because I had the pepper spray."
"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."
"Love burns. Whiskey burns. George Burns. What do all three have in common? They’re all dead to me."