More quotes by Ogden Nash

"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."