More quotes by Ogden Nash

"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."
"I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance."
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."