More quotes by Ogden Nash

"I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance."
"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."
"Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."