More quotes by Ogden Nash

"I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance."
"Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
"To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up."