More quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."
"One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine."
"Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot."
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
"Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come."