I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I wa... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I wrote you a love letter. I used invisible ink to show I was being transparent with my feelings. And also to hide my feelings."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it, every shift at the cemetery is the graveyard shift."
"Life goal: Swim in a lake full of soup, and instead of bathing suits we’ll wear Ziploc bags while we make love like we’re feeding the homeless."
"Some people grow cotton, while I have a t-shirt farm. The rainy season is when I get the most visitors."
"Combine a fog machine and a cotton candy maker to create delicious mystery. This is the heart of romance."
"I just bought a bag of poetry, but it was mostly air. The author must have learned from the potato chip industry."