More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."
"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."