I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57."
"Love is 60% water, because a human being, the essence of love, is 60% water. But that’s the other 40% made up of? Easy—mint green tea and honey."
"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."
"A relationship is a sales process, and sometimes you must buy to sell, and when you sell it is to the benefit of both of you."
"If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy."