"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."
"Who we were and who we are are four different people, and the me from now doesn't relate to the me from then, let alone to the you from now."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"After soul searching, I found myself. Then I found myself giving of myself to a charity that finds missing children. It's great to be found."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."