I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Let’s do a 50-50 deal, with me getting 75% of the profits, and you getting the other half. That’s how we can both get the most value out of a relationship."
"An empty ketchup bottle full of romantic quotes is just what I need to turn my cheeseburger into the perfect lover. Now you can get more romantic for an upcharge of just 69 cents."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."
"One butterfly wing reflected wholly in a mirror won’t give flight. Let this be a lesson in love."
"We made love like a goat has four legs like a table. If your dining room table can walk, it’s best to eat while sitting in wheelchairs."