I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an extra bar of soap for FREE."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I bleed ink for her, because her name is written on my heart. She’s the author of all the love I have to give."
"I deal in the ideal idea. Buy, sell, or trade, I am offering the best prices on Love."
"I should open up a dry cleaners/pizza parlor. Extra Stain Sauce will be free, but removing it out of your clothes will cost you."
"Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live by."
"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."