I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Your personal brand should be like water: not only clear, but transparent to the public. People thirst for that, and they will drink you up."

"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."

"If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you believe in second chances for love at first sight?"

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."

"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."