More quotes by Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"What's up?"[asked Ford.]I don't know,"said Marvin, "I've never been there."
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"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
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"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
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"So this is it,"said Arthur, "We are going to die.""Yes,"said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!"He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision. "What's this switch?"he cried."What? Where?"cried Arthur, twisting round."No, I was only fooling,"said Ford, "we are going to die after all."
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"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."
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