The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is.... - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

"Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood..."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"Ow! My brains!"

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."