"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."
"My capacity for happiness,"he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
"Ow! My brains!"
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."