"The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist,"says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
"One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious."
"What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day."
"Exactly!"said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."