More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."
"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."
"A squeegee is a sponge on a stick, and if there is a tangible item that’s more romantic, I don’t know what it is. Never go on a first date without one."
"Her love was too cold, like an anti-oven. That's called a freezer, and sometimes it burns food. She gave me heartburn, just like coffee, and it really woke me up to the reality of relationships."
"I should combine a car bumper with a belt, for a fashion accessory that’s safe for office romances. Powdered love poetry sold separately."