More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"When I lost her I gained the future, because she was my past, and she freed me to become who I was born to be."
"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
"It's a fact that men make more money than women. That's why I became a man. Best decision of my life."
"There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who can't."