More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate."
"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."
"When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours."
"Don’t ever let the sun set on our love. Not even if it’s so gorgeous it’d make a great postcard. $1.99, if interested."