More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The salesman said the sale was happening because all the gizmos in the store had to be liquidated. It was a lot of solidfluid, and I would have bought something, but the only thing I was thirsty for was her love."
"To wait on love is to tie a weight on your heart and slowly drown. Why sink when you can fly by freely giving love away?"
"Some men have actually died from laughing. That's so funny I fear for my own life."
"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."
"I sell soap. Buy two bars and get a FREE shower. (Water not included.) Act within the next 15 minutes and I’ll even throw in the towel. I quit!"