More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."
"I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me."
"I have a tongue like a rose petal, and when I say I love you, it has the fragrance of truth. My words are my garden, and I’m planting our future."
"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."