When people ask me how I slept, I tell them I don’t know—I’l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"When people ask me how I slept, I tell them I don’t know—I’ll have to ask The Professor, and read his notes on my performance."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The difference between you and everyone else, is everyone else. And that’s a lot, so you should feel special."
"I like wearing a blindfold while watching movies, so that I can focus on the dialogue. My favorite flicks are the silent movies."
"I give 110% in love. If that seems absurd, just know that I used presidential voting machines to calculate that number. It's totally legit."
"When she’s cuddled close, I feel there’s nothing I can’t do, and I can’t do nothing about it, because my heart is her heart for as long as she wants it."
"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"