More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Of all sports, wrestling is the most like cuddling. I’m all sweaty because I’m training hard to show her how much I love her."
"I’d row a gondola like a column is not a row. My coffee may be cold, but my love is warm. When are you going to wake up and drink it?"
"Either I will love you, or I will love you if and only if you love me in return. I prefer the former."
"I have a doctorate degree from the School of Hard Knocks. I studied door-to-door salesmanship. This was before the doorbell was invented."
"The best part about being a writer is being able to communicate with people without moving my lips. The mouth is better used for kissing."